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App crepper douchebag Scumbag Steve smartphone stalker. Alternate theory about this Craigslist posting This might just be cops on Craigslist trying to lay a trap for girls involved in prostitution, which would make much more sense but certainly reflect poorly on cops way of viewing society. Kaiserin Sissi 2 years ago Well Available in the App Store. I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate Also, props to anyone who carries cookies in their pocket on a date. If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!
Available in the App Store. Toggle Navigation Dating Fails. Introducing the Fail Blog Store. Thanks for All the Suffering, Hubby! There not much you can say about these profiles other than App crepper douchebag Scumbag Steve smartphone stalker. Are Good Looking People Jerks? While you may have had to endure some stilted chitchat or awkward first date questions, at least you didn't have to experience what these people went through in the search for love. After all, did you have somebody sneeze in your mouth while trying to kiss them goodnight? That's what we thought.
Yes, you might have had some fun first date ideas turned sour, but nothing as atrocious as some of these first date conversations. So next time you have a bad one, spare a thought for these poor people - it's a long and rocky road until you find someone just as weird as you are. Once you've read these tweets, you'll probably want to stay home with your cat. I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!
HAHAHA this guy, and the dude that "burned his penis as a child on a radiator" need to meet each other and be friends. Hey, there's a pretty cool one in Memphis- oh who am I kidding, it's bass pro, no matter what building its in. Before date he already online commented about his height he was short and my height I was taller-it didn't bother me saying we would look perfect on our wedding picture. After we met he kept talking about heights his parents how short they were etc and later when after dinner he dropped me home I gave him kiss on cheek goodnight and left he texted me that I'm a teasing whore and I should never say anything about his height I never did.
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Went out on a first date with a guy that was pissed at his ex girlfriend. He talked about how he was going to kill her.
I made it home but I had to slam the door with his foot sticking through. These were hilarious, and make even my worst date seem quite normal. I feel like most of these people were dating waaay too soon after a previous breakup. My worst never actually got as far as the first date.
As soon as I agreed to one, he grabbed my tits at 4: Bored Panda works better on our iPhone app. Please enter email address We will not spam you. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. Continue with Facebook Continue with Google or.
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You can read more about it and change your preferences here. Martjea 2 years ago I think that's very clever!
Amanda Panda 2 years ago Stealing this idea for future reference Katinka Min 2 years ago good reply!! Lorraine 2 years ago I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet. Amanda Panda 2 years ago Him: Lorraine 2 years ago That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings. Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Some call it stalking, I call it love!
Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Hilarious. Her ex owes you one! ShellyJacqui Manning 2 years ago Sounds like you should???? Amanda Panda 2 years ago You should have bought him a penis pump Sonja Simek 2 years ago at least he washed his hands.
Amanda Panda 2 years ago I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion Tessa Bakker 2 years ago I think that's sweet ;. Michael Bluth 2 years ago I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad. Dana Erasmowitz 2 years ago Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer!