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So you know you are getting the best possible information. Wikipedia Best Thing World subject best possible information Collaboration. Guess what, I have flaws. Oh I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. Flaws sing in showe volunterring sue me Car accident. No, I'm not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don't tell them. An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to An office is a place where dreams come true.
Office Dying Life life fullest dreams come true. Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order. Well, it's love at first sight. No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears. Love first sight voice Ears. Do I need to be liked? I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised. Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going.
I just hope I find it along the way. Sentence Going Hope Start lost. Would I rather be feared or loved? I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all and it's terrible. Here's a look back at the reasons why Michael Scott's legacy will live on, long after Thursday's big farewell episode.
Michael thinks of himself as a player, but when it comes down to it, his dating prowess leaves a lot to be desired. For example, when learning that a casual game of pool was actually a setup for a blind date, Michael transforms into Date Mike: Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Michael's had a rocky dating life, from his realtor Carol Stills to his boss Jan Levinson to Pam's mom. When you go back and look at Michael's previous disastrous, unhealthy relationships and his overall opinions about women, it seems like a miracle that he finally ended up with his soul mate, Holly Flax.
In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. No, no, no, no. I'll tell you this, it is not because of the boob job. Excuse me, boob enhancement. That would be shallow.
And this is the opposite of shallow. Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason. And you were nothing but great to your ho. And you told her she was the only ho for you.
And that she was better than all the other hos in the world. And then, suddenly she is not your ho no mo. Women's Appreciation - Season 3 Michael: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable. There's a wishing fountain at the mall.
And I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart, and for Kelly a brain. Well, maybe I learned something from women after all. Happy Hour - Season 6 Michael: I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage, because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn.
I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.
We may never know what turned Michael against the office's HR in the first place. All we know is that it's been hilarious watching Michael cut down Toby Flenderson at every opportunity. No matter how Toby tries to win him over, Michael stubbornly holds onto his hate like a dog with a bone. And with the exception of a brief sabbatical in Costa Rica, Toby has had to put up with the abuse because his job requires it. He even tried to council Michael at one point this season, but it was no use.
There may be peace in the Middle East before there is any end to this feud. But that's fine by us, since it's a constant source of comedy. Let's do some good. Hey, we're not all going to sit in a circle Indian style are we?
No, this is not a joke. That was offensive and lame.
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This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell out of here. Toby is in HR which technically means he works for Corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family. Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
I'll let you in on a little secret: I've been very much looking forward to this moment. I have been steeped in anticipation. Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for twelve years, and I am now his cruise director, and my name is Captain Bruisin'. I tried, I tried.
I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend but that is like trying to be friends with an evil snail. I feel like I'm dying inside. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy and then the murderer comes back and starts killing off all of her friends. I learned a lot of lessons from that movie, this is just one of them. Uh, I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a leave of absence starting next week.
Uh, because you've been on the lam? Because the boring police have been after you, and they finally caught up with you? Uh, no, the opposite. I was actually selected to be a juror on a very high-profile case. Yes, the case of the horrible red-headed sad sack. And the verdict, it was Toby.
And the sentence, death. It's no secret that Michael isn't exactly a Rhodes scholar. What's interesting about him, though, is his total lack of awareness of just how wrong he is sometimes.