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More From Thought Catalog. Get our newsletter every Friday! I was hooking up with this girl and had her handcuffed to my bed when my mom came home. Even after explicitly telling my boyfriend to not finish in my mouth he did I was so furious I started yelling and spitting everywhere.
Needless to say, there were no more blowjobs for quite a while. A few months ago my boyfriend, his roommate, one of my housemates and I were playing Apples to Apples in her room.
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After an hour of Apples to Apples my boyfriend and I went downstairs and started making out on the couch since my room was off limits. Shortly after, we heard the door upstairs slam.
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We kept kissing and I end up completely naked. So, of course, this is when his roommate walks downstairs and asks for a condom.
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Turns out they started having some fun of their own, hence the door slam. I just thought it was so awkward and so funny at the same time.
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I couldn't do anything but laugh every time he asked because he had to have asked me at least a dozen times and I had never been asked that before. So, I was hanging out with a group of friends a while back and it was one of the first times any of us had drank alcohol. We all got pretty tipsy and decided to play truth or dare. So, she takes me upstairs and when I thought we were about to hook up she starts rubbing her body against me but not kissing me. I try to kiss her and she turns her head away. So that was one of the weirdest times I tried to hook up, I guess.
Well, one day I went to a party and ended up sitting next to this really cute guy all night. I was super drunk so I think I was actually managing to have a decent conversation with him. I also then sprayed someone with a fire extinguisher so it was a pretty memorable night. Long story short, last year my friend got insanely drunk and brought this girl back to his room.
She was giving him a blowjob and he fell asleep. He felt so bad that he sent her an apology text the next day. They ended up being at the same party the next weekend and I guess the apology was effective because he brought her back to his dorm again.
With the same girl. We were both super drunk at a party so we went out to the front porch and started making out. Brett and I were actually having a really lovely time when it got too cold to be outside so I suggested that we go into his car, purely for the purpose of being warm. For some reason he wanted to park at a dairy bar, which is right next to a main road.
He assured me that nobody could see anything and kind of made me keep going, which was awfully rude, but, whatever.
Then another car pulled up. Only, from this one, some sort of weird, squawking sound was coming out.