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We hugged, and went our separate ways, never speaking to each other ever again. After 2 weeks of talking and gaming together we decided to meet. Talked myself into going out with someone who had seemed duller than a bucket full of mud because he was, frankly, gorgeous. After hearing all about how he thought he was the reincarnation of an Egyptian princess, I switched the topic to books I assumed his would be Fifty Shades of Gay or the Very Retarded Caterpillar. Oh god… okay I have a story.
I met a cute, longhaired metalhead guy on OKC several years ago, he was just my type so I was pretty excited. He also posted about how miracles are real because some relative of his recovered from a bad illness.
I logged back in a few hours later to find a long, rambling, terrifying message about how I was a stupid egotistical asshole. I live in Dallas: I lived in a different state when we were talking , but still…too close for comfort. If you must know… I worship Satan. I would have loved to have drank your blood myself but had the feeling I would be full but only with self-pity. I used to be like you in fact my first degree was in A. I used to work on computers. Now I have a Ph. You just pissed me off so bad after I poured my heart out to you with my hospital experience.
Open up your fucking mind and realize that there is more than just us here. You can take the bible and wipe your fucking ass with ass with it! Chatting to a guy for a while on OKC, he visits me from down south, all seems good, have foods, have drinks, have sexy times. Good 2 days with lots of noisy sex. Unsurprisingly I have no contact with him at all after that and still occasionally check his local paper to see if he was been brought up on any charges.
Talked to a girl for a couple weeks when we agreed to meet up. The plan was to just cruise around all night.
At one point we stop for a minute and she asked if I mind if she smokes for a minute. Then I hear this popping crackling sound…. Everything was cool, but never talked or heard from her again.
Seemed like a nice girl, but considering the date started with an hour long phone call of her screaming at people over her baby daddy saying shit while driving erratically that girl was plenty crazy. First date, we got drunk, went back to her place and she asked if I was down to smoke some weed. She decides gets up to open up window got a bit smoky. She then decides to jump back on her bed, miscalculates and bounces off her bed then slams her head on her nightstand. Which got super awkward.
It got even more awkward after, because she suggested we do acid. Along with key review factors, this compensation may impact how and where products appear across the site including, for example, the order in which they appear. Editorial opinions expressed on the site are strictly our own and are not provided, endorsed, or approved by advertisers.
It was a painful evening. He showed up late carrying a bouquet, wearing a tux, and sweating profusely. He smelled like nervous nerd and cats. He was still chatting happily even as I fast-walked to my car. Cringeworthy dating tales, like mine, are fun to talk about but hellish to live through. And, as an added bonus, our dating experts came up with four tips to avoid such crude, awkward, and unsafe dating situations.
Hiding behind your computer screen in safety and the comfort of your own home is so much easier than dragging yourself out a club or bar trying to be a friendly, personable person. Later on I take her to a restaurant for dinner, she wants pizza so we split a pizza. Now with a background in writing, Amber brings her tireless wit and relatable experiences to DatingAdvice. However one extremely rude first date left her reeling and wondering what went wrong. I moved it away again.
It goes something like: Reading through these crazy and gross anecdotes ought to make you feel better about your own love life — because, hey, it could be worse. Naughtynurse99 is horrified when a foot fetishist gets too forward on the first date. First, he complimented her feet. Kinda weird, but OK.
Then he asked if he could suck on her toes. She kicked at him and left. She stopped answering him. However one extremely rude first date left her reeling and wondering what went wrong. She met a guy at a bar for their first date. That kind of ego-crushing, jaw-dropping douchery is what many people fear when online dating. One of my guy friends actually got stood up after driving 40 minutes to meet a girl who just never texted him back. Maybe she was kidnapped on her way to the restaurant. Or maybe she took one look at him and left.
Though he almost moved in with her family, she caught him looking down the shirt of her year-old daughter. She later found out that the pervert was awaiting a court hearing for sexually assaulting a child. After talking back and forth on a dating website with a guy, one woman decided to exchange Facebook information with him. After noticing and commenting on a picture of her daughter, the guy made a comment about how he recently taught his own all about masturbation. After explaining how uncomfortable and unnecessary telling her that was, the man tried to justify himself by explaining that dads should be the ones to teach their daughters about sexual matters.
After talking with a guy on OkCupid for some time, a woman decided to go to his place for a date. Upon arrival, she noticed he had a wall full of knives and machetes. As if this wasn't scary enough, he decided it would be a good tactic to hold one against her throat just to show her "how strong they were.